Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Spiderman 2 

Sucked. Sucked sucked sucked sucked sucked! Have to repeat it in order to convince all you who go by so many other critics who are somehow okay with superhero movies being supershallow (Unbreakable, Darkman, Blind Fury examples of when they’re not).

Toby McGuire smirked through more scenes than G.W.Bush does; the actions scenes were based way more on a Hollywood screenwriters fantasy than any kind of realistic idea ("Why are they fighting on a train again?" "It'll look cool, we'll make it work!"); the close-ups were way too mucusy, and the subplots were disjointed and repetitive. Suckered again by the pack of idiots...

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